Try Our MAD DOG MARGARITA!!!

They're really really bad.  It is the secret ingredients discovered and imported by Pier 19, from Le Cecilia in Havana Cuba known for the worst margarita's in the Western Hemisphere.  Guaranteed to make you wish you were dead tomorrow.  A real skull crusher!  People over 60 must have a physician's approval before partaking in this beverage.  No one has ever attempted 5 of these bad boys!  I assure you they taste so bad that when one got spilled on the floor a dog lapped up the mess and started foaming at the mouth.  That is why it is named the famous

MAD DOG MARGARITA!!